This cozy crewneck sweatshirt brings a dry, sarcastic holiday mood to quiet mornings and messy living-room wrapping sessions. The soft heather fabric wears like an old favorite from the first go — slightly plush, warm, and built to last. Subtle embroidery options let the design sit neatly on the chest or wrists, and a clean ribbed collar keeps the silhouette tidy whether you’re layered under a coat or lounging on the couch. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes give it a responsible, honest feel; the garment’s sturdy double-needle stitching means it’ll still be in rotation next season. If you like a little humor with your winter layers, this sweatshirt settles into that space between comfort and attitude.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- Embroidery placement options: left/center chest or wrists; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints
- Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; meets safety and environmental standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean